Mario

Tread slowly from the car to the spa
Like a weary war-torn refugee
Crossing the border with your starving child
It's a struggle just to get to shiatsu

When someone knock on our dorm room door there seems to be a series of events that happens.
We all get really quite and look around at each other(this goes hand and hand with playing the noes goes game) The unlucky one has to get up and go check the door. If anyone makes the slightest noise then most likely the person outside knows that we're hope therefor obligating us to open the door.

This is a major bummer when unwanted guests come over.
Here's an example.

Today Mad Dog and I went out for a little while and came back home. Once we got back he told me how he wanted to get a sub from the four star sub shop here in the dorm. I decided to stay in the room and just chill.
I sit on the couch and almost immediately someone knocks on the door... since I'm alone I slowly get up from the couch and make my way to the door... whilst on my trip I stub my toe on a stool and give out a little yelp ( More like a "GOD DAMMIT"). Outside I hear...( lets call this guy Mario) ... Yell "Hey are you ok in there" So from that point on I was obligated to answer the door.
The following conversation was so awkward... here I am doing that whole "stand in the doorway so he doesn't get the idea that i wanted to invite him in" and we're just having the most awkward conversation of my life here's a little recap.

Me " Hey whatsup?"
Mario "oh nothing... what happened in there?"
Me " oh i stubbed my toe on the ground"
Mario " am i interrupted something? "
Me "Kinda"
Mario " Can I come in? I left my shoes here the night of the Superbowl party"
Me " Yeah sure" (now I knew I was pretty fucked... he wasn't about to leave"
Mario " Oh here they are... so whatsup?"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyway I got him to leave...
About two weeks ago Mario came over unannounced and just used our bathroom, gave birth to a small child, clogged up our toilet, and then left.

ugh.
who does that? Really ?

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