Mr GoodBar
I heard the neighborhood was bleeding.
Pressed shirts and raincoats for the cause.
5000 termination papers.
Can you read them, if you're sleeping?
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Before we get all into this there are a couple of things you should know.
First of all I'm not the nicest of people.. what i mean is I have this wonderful tendency to be an asshole to everyone.. It's a blessing and a curse. On one hand I seem to have great friends... but I also have a who slew of people who don't like me..
I live with two other guys:
Bagman
and
Mad Dog
Pretty much it's one big happy family.. that I really enjoy spending time with... oh wait.. I don't like my family.
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Tonight a girl who lives in our hall had an argument with her girlfriend.. it was as loud as a jet engine, and almost as unbearable as Fran Dresher singing the star spangled banner with a mouth full of pop rocks.
Here is a quick recap of some of the best quotes I heard from there conversation.
Hall Girl - " You think art school is brainwashing me not to love you anymore"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (that was when i stepped out the door to see if someone was being raped)
" I never cheated on you with a guy, why would you think that?"
"You don't love me anymore tieshahah (or whatever the fuck her name was)"
Well that's it for tonight.
Random Link
A Good Wife
What I'm Listening To

Manchester Orchestra
Pressed shirts and raincoats for the cause.
5000 termination papers.
Can you read them, if you're sleeping?
-------------------------------------
Before we get all into this there are a couple of things you should know.
First of all I'm not the nicest of people.. what i mean is I have this wonderful tendency to be an asshole to everyone.. It's a blessing and a curse. On one hand I seem to have great friends... but I also have a who slew of people who don't like me..
I live with two other guys:
Bagman
and
Mad Dog
Pretty much it's one big happy family.. that I really enjoy spending time with... oh wait.. I don't like my family.
------------
Tonight a girl who lives in our hall had an argument with her girlfriend.. it was as loud as a jet engine, and almost as unbearable as Fran Dresher singing the star spangled banner with a mouth full of pop rocks.
Here is a quick recap of some of the best quotes I heard from there conversation.
Hall Girl - " You think art school is brainwashing me not to love you anymore"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (that was when i stepped out the door to see if someone was being raped)
" I never cheated on you with a guy, why would you think that?"
"You don't love me anymore tieshahah (or whatever the fuck her name was)"
Well that's it for tonight.
Random Link
A Good Wife
What I'm Listening To

Manchester Orchestra


1 Comments:
Correction, her name is Keyshia!
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